So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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