I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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