he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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