I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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