Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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