i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
vagina is talking i cant
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize