it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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