did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
