Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and she was petting her beer can
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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