I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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