I got chris browned last night
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he puts the penis in happiness.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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