Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize