why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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