But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just pee around me
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gargled with NyQuil
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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