I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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