i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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