I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
