she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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