Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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