i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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