the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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