I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy