I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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