OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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