i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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