I only kidnapped one of them. chill
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My life is pants optional.
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