This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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