I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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