She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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