My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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