can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I AM VODKA MAN
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
