We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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