question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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