awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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