Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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