I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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