I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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