In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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