just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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