I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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