problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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