so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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