i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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