do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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