Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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