You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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