we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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