I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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