how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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