oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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