i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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