i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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