i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We left an ass print on the piano.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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